Barry Bonds and I

Barry Bonds and I have a lot in common these days. We both use steroids. He, to improve his baseball performance. Me, to shrink my ever swelling brain. I have found in the process some strking similarities between Barry Bonds and I. For example: Barry is crankie with the media. I am crankie with my family. Barry has big, fat, puffy muscles. I have a big, fat, puffy face. Barry works up a sweat fighting the opposing team. I work up the nightsweats fighting off insomnia. Yep, Barry Bonds and I -we're practically twins! How does he do it year after year? Only weeks in for me and I'm going crazy I fear!